You Know You’re Spending Time with the Kids When…

You startle a co-worker at lunch by sticking your finger in your mouth and reaching over to wipe a dab of ketchup off of his chin.
You get sucked into a heated debate whether Marvel is better than DC and all the reasons that Aquaman is a loser.
You’re in public and state that you have to go to the potty.
Your kid is in public and excuses herself to go to the restroom.
You have kid tunes in your head and find yourself searching for Roger Day’s Mosquito Burrito for your iPod.
You can name the characters on iCarly and any other Nick/Disney live-action show.
You rue the day that your kid refers to Barney as a giant purple cash-cow.
You can look at your kid and notice whether something’s going to fit before he even puts it on.
You can visualize how something happened between the kids without even being there.
Your kids come over to spontaneously hug you and try to pick you up.
You tell them you love them too, now put me down.